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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
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- Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
- We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
- Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
Please do not offer my god a peanut. Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever. * Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
